Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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