shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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