I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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