Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
There r osticjed everywhere
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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