Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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