My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Randomize
