whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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