your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I CAN MOONWALK!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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