Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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