If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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