I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Couch. On fire.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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