Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Is it penis luge time yet?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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