Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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