Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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