I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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