Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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