my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I feel like a drive thru vagina
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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