Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
