Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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