Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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