i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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