He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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