I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
where are my pants?
in the oven.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
