What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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