My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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