Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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