their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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