happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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