google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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