I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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