I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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