I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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