Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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