How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i think i have herpe
just one?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You can make out without kissing
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