Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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