If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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