don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Randomize
