Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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