I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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