were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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