their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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