Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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