you would pick up someone in the library
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He kissed a someone with a penis
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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