five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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