We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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