But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
