Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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