Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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