I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
