the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
